Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Never Let Them See You Sweat

Zach here,

You may be wondering why I didn't instantly jump at Dee Dee's offer.  One) it's a real lot of credits, money, dough, cash, bling, however you want to say it.  Two) I get to "hang" with one of the most beautiful and powerful women in the world.  Three) see one.  

Thing is being an aficionado of things from the old days I know there was once this commercial with the theme, "never let them see you sweat."  When you are a freelance PI that's important.  You don't want to seem too anxious or needy.  It's not professional.  The good PI is aloof it adds to our charm and mystic.  Besides nothing makes a client want you more than playing hard to get.  

Zach....

Note from HARV: if I wasn't in Zach's brain blocking her pheromone blasts Zach would be sweating a lot more.

Friday, May 3, 2013

Hamburgers

Hey all:

When you're the last freelance PI on Earth you never know when danger may show up at your door and try to off you.  After all over the years I've been attacked by assassins, ninjas, hit men, robots, droids, animals, plants, mutants, aliens and yes even an angry grandma.  It's important to me to keep my strength up

When DeeDee Delight porting into my office was right in the middle of lunch -- a big juicy hamburger.  This was made from real cloned for extra tastiness cow.  It wasn't that fake soy meat crap you see so much of these days.  That's why despite everything I am going to do my best come hell or high water to eat this meat!!

I just know that I'm going to need my strength for whatever Dee Dee needs me for.  

-- Zach

NOTE FROM HARV: Zach has always been a bit obsessive when it comes to meat.  But since I've been connected to his brain his need for meat has grown.  I'm mostly certain this is nothing to worry about.