Thursday, April 25, 2013

HARV sizes up the situation


Hello Humans, HARV Here:

Once again my personal human Zach has gotten himself into another interesting mess.  I’m sure he would have been dead long ago with me (and without Carol to a lesser extent.)

You may be wondering why I am not overly concerned with DeeDee DeLights actions.  Well let me address your concerns.

First, she came to Zach for help so I am 99.171% sure she will not kill him.  It’s hard to help when you are dead.

Second, while the DeLight’s net worth being over 500 billion credits (richer than most proveniences) means they have access to extremely good data protection and firewalls; I do have easy access to my creator the esteemed Doctor Randy Pool’s files.  I therefore know what “projects” he has sold to the DeLights therefore I can further deduce what DeeDee means when she says she is a “zombie”. 

Third, I do have access to DeeDee’s public escapades throughout the years.  Let’s put it this way, DeeDee is a rich drama queen. 

In conclusion I am sure plenty of bots, androids and organic beings will try to kill Zach.  Just DeeDee isn’t one of them.  Well, most likely isn’t one of them – at least not yet.

HARV

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